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May 26
hungoverowls:

“Woah, woah,just came to, just came to! How long has this been happening?”

hungoverowls:

Woah, woah,just came to, just came to! How long has this been happening?”

May 26
fromme-toyou:

GPOYW getting ready for the fall…
Zappos.com did a little blogger challenge to create a fall look, since there were so many options I decided to choose a theme to base my outfit around. I call this the “updated british horseback rider before afternoon cocktails” look.
Break it down: Dooney & Burke Crossbody ($116), Twist & Pull Eternity Scarf ($48), Anne Klein Knee High Boots ($179), Vivian Westwood Blouse ($107), Levis Jeans, Bedstu Tyler Belt ($35)
PS- Please vote for your favorite blogger look!

fromme-toyou:

GPOYW getting ready for the fall…

Zappos.com did a little blogger challenge to create a fall look, since there were so many options I decided to choose a theme to base my outfit around. I call this the “updated british horseback rider before afternoon cocktails” look.

Break it down: Dooney & Burke Crossbody ($116), Twist & Pull Eternity Scarf ($48), Anne Klein Knee High Boots ($179), Vivian Westwood Blouse ($107)Levis Jeans, Bedstu Tyler Belt ($35)

PS- Please vote for your favorite blogger look!

May 26
stuffhipstershate:

Anonymity
So, it’s time we formally introduced ourselves to the gaping maw that is the Internet. Hi, I’m Brenna (the little one with the big hair), and I’m Andi (the tall one with the short hair).
After months of bloggin’ at ya, we were growing weary of people thinking of us as an aging ex-hipster with a potbelly and thinning hair who lives in Bushwick—seriously, someone legit thought that was who we are. So we decided to tell you a bit about ourselves.
FAQ
Do you hate hipsters?
No. We do not hate hipsters.
Are you hipsters?
Andi: Meh, I don’t fall too far along that continuum.
Brenna: We maintain that that is not a question anyone would ever answer in the affirmative.
Why did you start this blog?
Because we thought it would be a fun thing to do. We used to write long e-mails to each other about our adventures in Brooklyn, etc.—topics we currently cover in the blog. We thought this shit was funny and decided to make our musings public.
What do you guys do?
Brenna: I work for the Internet.
Andi: I’m an editor at a ladymag.
Wait, you guys are girls?
Yes.
But you write like dudes.
Shrug.
Are you actually really mean?
Brenna: I punch babies.
Andi: No, we’re not mean.
Then how are you able to write in such a mean manner?
Well, it’s all a character, isn’t it? SHH is a humor blog. It’s meant as entertainment, not as a tool to hurt or berate anyone. We don’t base posts on specific people (although we have some friends who quite like being mentioned), and often draw from our own experiences.
Do you agree with everything in your blog?
Brenna: I like MGMT. “The Handshake” is my jam.
Andi: Sometimes I am scarily enthusiastic. And I like my apartments clean.
Are you looking into the camera and smiling? 
Kinda.
Ew.

stuffhipstershate:

Anonymity

So, it’s time we formally introduced ourselves to the gaping maw that is the Internet. Hi, I’m Brenna (the little one with the big hair), and I’m Andi (the tall one with the short hair).

After months of bloggin’ at ya, we were growing weary of people thinking of us as an aging ex-hipster with a potbelly and thinning hair who lives in Bushwick—seriously, someone legit thought that was who we are. So we decided to tell you a bit about ourselves.

FAQ

Do you hate hipsters?

No. We do not hate hipsters.

Are you hipsters?

Andi: Meh, I don’t fall too far along that continuum.

Brenna: We maintain that that is not a question anyone would ever answer in the affirmative.

Why did you start this blog?

Because we thought it would be a fun thing to do. We used to write long e-mails to each other about our adventures in Brooklyn, etc.—topics we currently cover in the blog. We thought this shit was funny and decided to make our musings public.

What do you guys do?

Brenna: I work for the Internet.

Andi: I’m an editor at a ladymag.

Wait, you guys are girls?

Yes.

But you write like dudes.

Shrug.

Are you actually really mean?

Brenna: I punch babies.

Andi: No, we’re not mean.

Then how are you able to write in such a mean manner?

Well, it’s all a character, isn’t it? SHH is a humor blog. It’s meant as entertainment, not as a tool to hurt or berate anyone. We don’t base posts on specific people (although we have some friends who quite like being mentioned), and often draw from our own experiences.

Do you agree with everything in your blog?

Brenna: I like MGMT. “The Handshake” is my jam.

Andi: Sometimes I am scarily enthusiastic. And I like my apartments clean.

Are you looking into the camera and smiling?

Kinda.

Ew.

May 26
hipsterpuppies:

king loves using the word “locavore” and one day plans to look up what it means
[via katherine c]

hipsterpuppies:

king loves using the word “locavore” and one day plans to look up what it means

[via katherine c]

May 26
dealbreaker:

FRIENDBREAKER: Your Bird Nest Hair
Oh, wow. New friend! Yes, I thought you would make quite the amazing addition to my slew of friends. You’re funny and sarcastic, almost to a breaking point. I can never really seem to catch a breath around you because of your unfailing humor. You’re also the greatest shopping buddy anyone can have (major points for telling me that shirt DID look good on me to make me feel better, even though it was a particularly nasty shade of green). What’s that? Oh, ew. Somehow a feather got into your hair, let me just take that out for you. Say what? It’s clipped in? Why would a bird’s feather be clipped into -
Oh, it’s a trend? A really fashionable trend? All those cool celebrities are having it done in their hair? All the salons are stocking “feather extensions” in their stores? It looks like you got your secret roll-in-bird-feathers fetish on and forgot to take out the feathers so you wouldn’t get caught. Come again? I don’t understand fashion? I’m no longer cool? Excuse me for not understanding sticking feathers in your hair. I’ll try to pray that you don’t get some weird bird disease. In the meantime, I’ll take my uncool hair and look like a bird didn’t just attack it.
-Written By Taylor

dealbreaker:

FRIENDBREAKER: Your Bird Nest Hair

Oh, wow. New friend! Yes, I thought you would make quite the amazing addition to my slew of friends. You’re funny and sarcastic, almost to a breaking point. I can never really seem to catch a breath around you because of your unfailing humor. You’re also the greatest shopping buddy anyone can have (major points for telling me that shirt DID look good on me to make me feel better, even though it was a particularly nasty shade of green). What’s that? Oh, ew. Somehow a feather got into your hair, let me just take that out for you. Say what? It’s clipped in? Why would a bird’s feather be clipped into -

Oh, it’s a trend? A really fashionable trend? All those cool celebrities are having it done in their hair? All the salons are stocking “feather extensions” in their stores? It looks like you got your secret roll-in-bird-feathers fetish on and forgot to take out the feathers so you wouldn’t get caught. Come again? I don’t understand fashion? I’m no longer cool? Excuse me for not understanding sticking feathers in your hair. I’ll try to pray that you don’t get some weird bird disease. In the meantime, I’ll take my uncool hair and look like a bird didn’t just attack it.

-Written By Taylor